Meet Dale Cooper

We can guarantee you've never met a guy quite like Dale Cooper before. On top of being tall, dark, and sexy, he's got a sharp sense of humor and intelligence to match. You never get bored with the things that come out of his mouth (or in them for that matter). He's been with girls, guys, and girls and guys together in one bed, and he's sexually versatile. Dale loves it all and can do it all -- you can tell just by one glimpse of that sneaky smile of his. Dale's eight tattoos are something that always raises a lot of questions, but his answers are a lot simpler than you might imagine. He explains that each tattoo represents a "virtue" from one of his favorite childhood pastimes, a dragon-slaying video game that taught him to be a morally upstanding kind of guy! He has these tattoos on his biceps, his chest, abs, and back, but our favorite one was on his left ass cheek meaning "humility."