Christian Wilde and Jessie Colter

In this week’s update, we bring you a modern day ‘Pretty Woman’, the classic tale of a hooker who meets the John with a heart of gold and escapes to a life of luxury and privilege….wait, hang on, that sounds boring as fuck. Hold it, we’ve got it. How about we replace Richard Gere with the hot studly Jessie Colter, an uptight businessman with a serious need to be used and abused, and Christian Wilde as the practiced escort whose just the man for the job. Hmm. That should do the trick. What do you guys think?