Johan Volny’s a somewhat demanding tutor – a man who believes in stretching his students to the very maximum of their potential. Whether he envisages the kind of stretching that Francisco Ruck and Kris Wallace have in mind at the start of this classroom set-piece is another matter entirely, however. That said, the fellow should know better than to give the two charges what appear to be a pair of sex-aids as part of their art lesson – after all, we pretty much know what kind of lads Ruck and Wallace are and there’s only ever going to be the one outcome.
