Vince Demerit and Hercules

Little Vince Demerit is one of those really masculine gay boys we love so much. He loves all the rough and tumble sports and prefers baseball caps and sweatpants to make his fashion statement. So when it came to picking a pet you know Vince wasn't in the market for a teacup maltipoo. No, for non-human companionship, Vince picked something a little more menacing: a five foot, red-tailed boa constrictor named Hercules. The snake has been Vince's beloved pet for the last 5 years. When Vince proposed doing this solo video for us with his snake wrapped around him it wasn't because he finds the idea sexually exciting. It's because he finds the snake to be an attractive accessory… like a flattering sweater. And we agree that there's something sexy about a fit young guy with a muscular snake wrapped around his neck. Maybe it's the way the snake slithers around on Vince's skin or maybe it's the suggestion of something phallic. But in fact, when Vince whipped out his one-eyed trouser snake, Hercules seemed to feel a bit threatened. So he slithered away and let Vince's 7 inch python take centre stage while Vince blasted a big creamy load all over his abs.