We have a resident at the house who usually minds his own business and keeps to himself. While it's unfortunate that he isn't more social, the flip side is that he doesn't run his mouth 24/7 like the rest of the shitheads. He never missed his NA meeting, and he was invariably occupied on his phone, either texting or engaged in some sort of social media. In a random search we found some contraband, much to my personal surprise. However, I can't say that I was disappointed. This infringement gave me the perfect opportunity to finally give it to him good. Me and another house manager walk in on him in the living room, where he was head down into his phone. After being confronted with the evidence, a look of terror struck across his face - he knew what was about to go down.