My young client today was quite desperate. When I asked him to tell me more about his situation he just said: „I am fucked“. Well, at this point he didn’t know that he was about to literally get fucked. Anyway, his debts have not been unusual. Phone bills, delayed rent, some private debts -summing up to not even 25 000 CZK. Perfect situation for a helping angel like me. I offered him my money and when he asked how he has to pay it back I told him that he doesn’t have to pay it back at all. I always love their faces just when I say this. A few moments after I of course told him that I want one hour of dirty sex with him. He didn’t like the idea first but when we talked longer he realized that I am his last chance if he wants to keep his apartment.