Kellan James is a young man of many talents – one of which, it seems, is the ability to pick things up off the floor using his feet. Whether that’s the aspect of this spunktastic scene with Johnathan Strake that you’ll end up remembering is open to question, of course; but it certainly adds a certain curiosity to the first few moments here, as he carries out some maintenance to his bike ahead of the arrival of Strake, who (not surprisingly) immediately distracts the fellow with a horny smooch. It’s a move that quickly has the desired effect on James, that’s for sure; as the now horned-up biker promptly switches his attention away from his cycle in favour of his pal’s thick, engorged salami, which he begins to feast upon with undisguisable relish.